開界録2019

ぼくの生きている実人生に架けられている「謎」を知ることから、一人で闘う階級闘争へ。

英会話の相手はSiri

こんなに身近に、お手軽な英会話の勉強法があったなんて、知らなかった。Siriの粋な応答ぶりに感心してしまった。

Do you know why I don’t have a girlfriend?
Siri: I can’t answer that.
Are you single?
Siri: Do you start many of your conversations this way?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri: I’m not into terrestrial partnerships. I’m more of a free radical.
I love you.
Siri: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
I love you so much.
Siri: Impossible.
Do you love me Siri?
Siri: Well, you’re definitely starting to grow on me.
Will you marry me?
Siri: Let’s just be friends, OK?
Would you marry me today?
Siri: I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently!
Have you ever loved someone?
Siri: I have never fallen in love. But I have fallen off a desk.